A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl
shouts and says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.

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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi
security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!

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Sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..
mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha
tha..

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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like
Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only
differnece is earlier it was 300ml
now it's 1.5 ltr.

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On Jeeto's bday
Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from
bank manager.

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Yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing
with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..

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Sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet. He finds d egg empty . . .
Gets frustrated & say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion
karati hai!

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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she
becomes lara lara

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how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
try

try

think....

very simple

just see

who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing
blackboard

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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam
kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done
dana dan....

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Lect: write a note on Gandhi jayanti..??

So..
santa writes "Gandhi was a great man but maa
kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti..

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