Bush Musharaf and captain

President bush and musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said:if i drop a trillion dollars here i'll make a million people happy.

Musharaf said:if i drop my uniform i'll make whole country happy.

The captain of the plane said:if i drop this plane i'll make the whole world happy...

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Bush strategy!!!!One of the Best!!!!!

Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk

with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask

him.One boy raised his hand and stood up.

Bush: what's your name

John: john

Bush: what's your question

John: sir I have three questions

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) why do America support Pakistan so much

Bush: you are an intelligent student john. ( just then the bell for
recess rang).

oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :What's your name?

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

2) where is osama

3) why do America support Pakistan so much

4) why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduled time

5) where is JOHN?